Nollywood YouTube movies
Let’s be honest: YouTube Nollywood is its special universe. Where else will you see the daughter of a billionaire fall in love with the gateman? Nowhere! For the uninitiated, these cinematic mediocrities will be challenging to consume, especially when you consider the lazy writing muddled with plot holes, horrendous acting, and poor video quality in some cases. Fear not! Here’s an essential guide to enjoying Nollywood YouTube movies in all its glory.
The moment you start asking reasonable questions, you’ve already lost the plot. YouTube Nollywood operates on its own physics. Anything can happen. Think about the most unrealistic and unreasonable plot you can imagine; Maurice Sam and Uche Montana will probably play it out in one of their bangers.
The first commandment is simple: just accept whatever happens on screen. Rich businessman falls in love with a village girl at first sight? Sure! Makes perfect sense!
In this universe, there is nothing like poor cinematography; everything you see happening on your screen is ART. The shakier the zoom, the more emotional the moment. You have to be ready to ignore everything. Inadequate lighting, ignore. Flat and unengaging visuals that don’t convey emotions and make it difficult to connect with some characters and overall, the story, Ignore. And even when you stumble on scenes with no sound, just read their lips; you’ll be fine. Every challenge you encounter contributes to enhancing the experience.
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This clip is from the movie Every Woman’s Dream starring Maurice Sam and Sophie Alakija, and if you watch the clip, you’ll probably be enthused by the lawyer. You see, YouTube Nollywood has a special relationship with professions. That “lawyer” in Sophie Alakija’s pregnancy drama isn’t the exception—she’s the rule! In the YouTube Nollywood universe, professionals exist in name only.
When a character announces, “I’m a lawyer” (or doctor, or banker, or CEO), what they mean is, “I’m wearing a suit, and I’m about to say things that no actual professional in this field would ever say.” No lawyer handling this kind of situation is ever going to say Only a woman knows the real father of her child.
The moment Maurice Sam dropped that “what law school did you graduate from, your mother’s backyard?” line, he wasn’t just trying to be funny; he was speaking out minds.
In Nollywood YouTube movies, lawyers don’t cite laws; they cite vibes. Doctors diagnose patients by looking at them across the room. CEOs of multinational companies work in small offices and have that one employee (usually a secretary secretly in love with them).
The less someone acts like their stated profession, the more authentic the YouTube Nollywood experience. When a “lawyer” starts making emotional appeals instead of legal arguments, don’t cringe—celebrate! You’re witnessing the purest form of art.
In YouTube Nollywood, professional credentials are just fancy words for a character who will advance the plot through completely unprofessional behaviour.
Half the fun is scrolling down to see the comments. Don’t take my words for it; have a look yourself.
This is the golden rule. What you see is what you get. Don’t analyse, don’t critique; just consume. These films aren’t asking for your film theory dissertation—they’re asking for 2 hours of your undivided, unquestioning attention.
There you have it—your definitive guide to enjoying YouTube Nollywood. Turn off your brain and prepare yourself for the most entertaining “so bad it’s good” experience of your life. And remember, the moment you find yourself thinking, “But that doesn’t make sense,” you’re doing it wrong!
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